Palace Shakes: King Charles Announces Duchess Meghan’s New Royal Role

LONDON – In an announcement that has truly redefined the phrase “unexpected royal proclamation,” King Charles III delivered a stunning piece of news this afternoon regarding his daughter-in-law, Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex

The King, known for his traditional approach to royal protocol, surprised everyone by using a public appearance at a sustainability conference to make the extraordinary declaration. Flanked by senior aides who looked distinctly nervous, His Majesty revealed that Meghan Markle would be taking on a brand-new, and entirely unconventional, position within the royal structure.

The Queen of… Logistics?

The shock announcement is that Duchess Meghan has been appointed the Royal Director of Complex Logistical Optimization and Strategic Event Flow.